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I am a helpful fiancé

August 6th, 2009

Rhiannon is looking for wedding venues.  She’d like to do something different; for the day to be special.  I don’t have a clear idea of what I want, except that we end the day wed.

For the moment, my role is to remind her that all her ideas are pretty good, by suggesting ideas that are much, much worse.

• We could have a flash mob wedding! You get to explain it to our grandparents!
• Renting an antique steamboat on the Missisippi is expensive.  However, renting a modern coal barge is quite cheap…
•  We could be wed during a re-enactment of the Battle of Fort Anderson!*  Your side of the family could play the Union.  I’m fine with playing the Confederacy; I look good in butternut.
• We could rent the polar bear enclosure in the zoo.  The polar bear died earlier this year, and the space is just going to waste at the moment.  The guests could stand outside the enclosure?
• I know a guy who’d let us a basement for cheap.  It has chairs, and everything!

* It could be a civil ceremony!

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